Nelly – In The Store

(Cedric:) yo yo yo yo, my man, yo
(Clerk:) Yea, what can I help you with?
(Cedric:) Hey c’mon man you gotta say you got me on dis one, Look…
(Clerk:) What do ya need, what do ya need?
(Cedric:) You got da new Nelly? You got dat in? The Nellyville, you got dat right?
(Clerk:) What is that rap or something?
(Cedric:) Wha?
(Clerk:) I think we jus sold out of it man.
(Cedric:) SOLD OUT?!C’mon bro dis da fourth, fifth, store I’ve been to today, they all sold out!
(Clerk:) We’re all sold out bro.
(Cedric:) C’mon man you gotta help a brotha out, man I’m in a (Clerk interruptes:(Hey man!)) desperate sitiation herre playa!
(Clerk:) I’d love to help you my brotha!
(Cedric:) I got a nice lil sexy lil thing waitin on me at da crib, and all she wanna hear is Nelly, I’m tryin to get it through your smell.
(Clerk:) I hear ya,(Cedric interrupts:(wha?)) I hear ya, you gotta get the mood goin, ya know…?
(Cedric:(laughin)) yea, dats what I’m tryin to do pimp juice!
(Clerk:) PIMP JUICE?!
(Cedric:) Look man, let me…, can you download it for me? sumthin?
(Clerk:) No man, we can’t do that here, sorry!
(Cedric:) Mp3? You can’t…?
(Clerk:) No, we can’t, we can’t Mp3, sorry!
(Cedric:) Let me take one of your listenin machines or sumthin, and I’ll bring it back to you tomorrow.
(Clerk:) Ya fuckin crazy? My boss would kill me man!
(Cedric:) Look man, jus check in da back, do whateva you gotta do.
(Clerk:) Hold on, let me see what I can do for ya bro.Let me see…
(Clerk:) Man this is the last one I got.
(Cedric:) For real? Aight! Cool wait..
(Clerk:) It’s the clean version, that’s all I got, I found the clean version for ya!
(Cedric:) It’s da clean version?
(Clerk:) Nelly, ya know the new one, Nellyville.
(Cedric:) It said there’s NO cusin on it? NONE?
(Clerk:) Ya want it?
(Cedric:) Dat’s all you got?
(Clerk:) It’s hip-hop!
(Cedric:(sigh)) Damn aight, aight give me dat man.I jus got ta make it happen right now, I jus gotta…
(Clerk:) Alright, Alright but hurry up we got people waitin in line here, they’ve been waitin for a long time.
(Cedric:) Yea, go ahead and giva it to me.
(Clerk:) Good luck dawg!

(feat. Cedric the Entertainer and La La)