Autore: Eminem

Eminem – Public Service Announcement 2000

(Same announcer as the first Public Service Announcement on the Slim Shady) Announcer: This is ANOTHER public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady. Eminem (whispered): tell em i don’t give a fuck Announcer: Slim Shady does not give a FUCK…what you think! Eminem (whispered): tell em to suck it Announcer: If you don’t like it, you can suck his fucking cock! Eminem (whispered): tell ’em they kissed my ass Announcer: Little did you know, upon purchasing this album, you have just kissed his ass! Eminem (whispered): tell em i’m fed up Announcer: Slim Shady is fed up with your shit… and he’s going to kill you! Eminem (whispered): yeah Announcer: uh…anything else? Eminem: Yeah…SUE...

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Eminem – WHEN I’M GONE

Intro: *Tuning TV* *Eminem Snortin Crack Tv Presenter: Hello boys and girls Today we’re gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a daddy? I’ll bet you do *Door opens* who’s your daddy? Hailie: Daddy, what’re you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Haha Eminem & Hailie: Ok then! everybody, listen up! Eminem: I’m goin’ to hell, who’s comin’ with me? Hailie: Somebody, please help him! *giggle* i think my dad gone crazy! Verse #1: There’s no mountain i can’t climb, there’s no tower too high, No plane that i can’t learn how to fly What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you There ain’t nothing i can’t take this chainsaw to *Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound* Fuckin’ brains brawn, and brass balls I cut ’em off, then got ’em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph, Sunglasses with Elton John’s name, on my drag wall I’m out the closet, i been lying my ass off All this time, me and Dre been fucking with hats off Dr Dre: Suck it Marshall Eminem: Tell laura and her husband to back off Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off And launch one of these russians, and that’s all *Hailie Makes Explosion Sound* Blow every fucking thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off We wanna stop, we...

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Eminem – You Don’t Know

I never knew I.. I never knew I.. Mic check one-two I never knew I.. Who woulda knew? I never knew I.. Who’da known? I never knew I.. Fuck woulda thought? I never knew I.. Motherfucker comes out I never knew I.. and sells a couple of million records I never knew I.. And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling I never knew I.. [Eminem] I don’t do black music, I don’t do white music I make fight music, for high school kids I put lives at risk when I drive like this {*tires screech*} I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!) Shit, you probably think I’m in your tape deck now I’m in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out Ducked the fuck way down, waitin to straight jump out put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now? Oh – you want me to watch my mouth, how? Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around? Look – I’ll burn your fuckin house down, circle around and hit the hydrant, so you can’t put your burning furniture out (Oh my God! Oh my God!) I’m sorry, there must be a mix-up You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked? {*ewwww*} Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts Make fun of...

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Eminem – Music Box

[Bizzare] Music, reality, sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference But we as entertainers have a responsibility to these kids Psych [Eminem] If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow Would you feel sorrow or show love Or would it matter Can never be the lead-off batter of things Shit for me to feed off I’m see-saw battlin But theres way too much at stake for me to be fake There’s too much on my plate And I came way too far in this game to turn and walk away And not say what I got to say What the fuck you take me for? a joke? you smokin crack? Before I do that, I beg Mariah to take me back I get up ‘for i get down, run myself in the ground, ‘for I put some wack shit out I’m tryin-a smack this one out the park, five-thousand mark Ya’ll steady tryin to drown the shark Ain’t gonna do nothin but piss me off Lid to the can of whoop...

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Eminem – Business

((Dre)) Marshall…sounds like an S.O.S. ((Eminem)) Holy wack unlyrical lyrics André, you’re fucking right! ((Dr Dre)) To the rap mobile, let’s go! (Lady) Marshall! Marshall! ((Eminem)) Bitches and Gentleman! It’s showtime! Hurry, hurry step right up! Introducing the star of our show, his name is… ((Lady)) Marshall! ((Eminem)) You wouldn’t wanna be anywhere else in the world right now So without futher ado, I bring to you… (Lady) Marshall! Verse 1: Your bout to witness hip hop in its Most purest, most rawest form flow, almost flawless Most hardest, most honest, known artist Chip off the old block but old doc is back! Looks like Batman, brought his own Robin Oh god, Sadams got his own Laden With his own private plane, his own pilot Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges Oranges, peach, pears, plums syringes VRRM VRRM Here, here I come Im inches away from you, dear fear none Hip hop is in a state of nine-one one, so.. Chorus x2: Let’s get down to business I don’t got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town let’s shut that shit down On these clowns, can I getta witness? Hell Yeah! Verse 2: Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles Gee wilikers Dre, holy bat syllables Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham When I’m...

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