(Introduction, only on live album ?An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer?, spoken:) ”The outpatients are out in force tonight, I see, good! Now… I’m sure you’re all aware that this week is” National Gall Bladder Week, ”and so as sort of an educational feature at this point I thought I would acquaint you with some of the results of my recent researches into the career of the late Doctor Samuel Gall, inventor of the gall bladder, which certainly ranks as one of the more important technological advances since the invention of the joy buzzer and the dribble glass. Dr. Gall’s faith in his invention was so dramatically vindicated last year, as you no doubt recall, when, for the first time in history in a nationwide poll, the gall bladder was voted among the top ten organs. His educational career began, interestingly enough, in agricultural school, where he majored in animal husbandry, until they…caught him at it one day… whereupon he switched to the field of medicine, in which field he also won renown as the inventor of gargling, which prior to that time had been practiced only furtively by a remote tribe in the Andes who passed the secret down from father to son as part of their oral tradition. He soon became a specialist, specializing in diseases of the rich. He was therefore able to retire at an...Read More
Autore: Tom Jones
Well she’s all you’d ever want She’s the kind I’d like to flaunt and take to dinner Well she always knows her place She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’s a winner. She’s a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she’s a Lady Talkin’ about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine. Well she’s never in the way Always something nice to say, Oh what a blessing. I can leave her on her own Knowing she’s okay alone, and there’s no messing. She’s a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she’s a Lady Talkin’ about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine. Well she never asks for very much and I don’t refuse her Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her. What she’s got is hard to find, and I don’t want to lose her. Help me build a mountain from my little pile of clay. Hey, hey, hey Well she knows what I’m about, She can take what I dish out, and that’s not easy. Well she knows me through and through, She knows just what to do, and how to please me. She’s a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she’s a Lady Talkin’ about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine. Yeah yeah yeah, She’s a Lady Listen to me baby, She’s a Lady Whoa whoa whoa, She’s a Lady And the Lady is mine Yeah...Read More
We’re not scared to lose it all Security throw through the wall Future dreams we have to realize A thousand sceptic hands Won’t keep us from the things we plan Unless we’re clinging to the things we prize And do you feel scared – I do But I won’t stop and falter And if we threw it all away Things can only get better Wow wow wow oh, wow wow wow oh oh oh oh Treating today as though it was The last, the final show Get to sixty and feel no regret It may take a little time A lonely path, an uphill climb Success or failure will not alter it And do you feel Wow wow wow oh… And do you...Read More
you Say you’ll stay untill tomorrow I can’t face tonight alone Though I know it’s over and we’re through Say you’ll stay untill tomorrow I need you The words have all been said your mind’s made up to go you’re standing by the bed like someone I don’t know your love has died and there is nothing you can do though you try (though you try) yes you try (yes you try) you can’t live (you can’t live) with a lie so.. Chorus I’ve known for some time now that thing’s just ain’t been right cause when we try to talk we both get so uptight but now you’ve told the truth and I know where I stand though it hurts (though it hurts) deep inside (deep inside) give me time (give me time) I’ll get by so.. Chorus Though I know it over and we’re through say you’ll stay untill tomorrow i neeeeeeeeedddd you 😉 These lyrics were found at...Read More
Till the moon deserts the sky till all the seas run dry till then I’ll worship you. Till the tropic sun grows cold till this young world grows old my darling I’ll adore you. You are my reason to live all I own I would give just to have you adore me. Till the rivers flow up stream till lovers cease to dream till then I’m yours be...Read More
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